Wounded Peeta and Katniss

A BAND-AID, Katniss, you seriously thought that would help Peeta’s busted leg? #snowway #smh

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Katniss Watches Rue Get Taken Away

I wish Katniss died
So I could melt her brain
Wind blowing softly

LOVE writing haikus. #snowhoho

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The Muttations Eat Cato

Remember when Katniss was scared of Cato and, like, he had this sword and he was gunna TOTALLY kill Katniss and Peeta, but then Katniss shot him in the hand, and Kato was like “OWWWEEEEE.” And then he fell and mutations ate him. Then he told Katniss to kill him. #lame 

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The Hovercraft Takes Rue Away

Wahh wahhh wahhhhhh. This was SO not a big deal. You should see me when my snowcone melts before I finish it. Now that’s a #sadday

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Katniss Puts Peeta to Sleep

Yeah, of course it tasted like SLEEPING SYRUP, ya doofus. Get this: I’ve met smarter snowballs than Peeta. LOL. 

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Katniss Sings to Rue

Awwwwww. VOM. #snowbodylovesme

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Rue Gets Speared

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU’RE TOO LATE, KATNISS, YOU GAVE RUE A BAD NAME!!!!!!! ;)

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Tracker Jackers

My pet tracker jacker’s name is Herbert. He makes me feel all frosty inside. <3

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